November 15, 2005

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I’m curious; not really a fan of the “Penthouse Forum” type letters — obviously fake stuff just doesn’t work for me. I’m an avid fan, however, of REAL stories, particularly of the “first time” variety.So I was wondering how y’all spot a fake? This can serve double purpose — to satisfy curiousity and to help future story writers write more realistic stories.Without further ado, things that usually make me think the story is a fake: No woman I’ve ever met or known has called her vagina a “love hole”. Ever. I’ve never, EVER seen or heard of a dog howling when he comes. They just pant and look distracted… I’ve only ever seen a dog growl before sex once, and that was at another dog. I’ve never ever seen a dog growl at a human to say “hold still, human, I’m gonna f you” Only the largest of large dog breeds, on average, have penises as large or larger than a human male’s. The knot, of course, is an exception to that. It’s pretty damn rare for a doggy to “find his mark” on the first try. From what I’ve seen, dogs try to mount a person’s HEAD before they’ll try the usual “doggy style.” After they’ve done that once, they usually “figure it out.” But the old “I drop the soap and when I bent over…” story doesn’t really fly so well.What can you add to this list? Could be fun

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    1. Yep, sometimes it is obvious the story writer is relying on a wild imagination and has no real experience Some more examples: Describing a bulls cock or a boars cock as “big and thick” when they are actually long and slender. (that also applies to rams, deer, amd most other ruminants) Describing a male gorilla as having a “massive cock” and being extremely agressive sexually. Wrong on both counts. Describing a lion with a “huge cock” – in reality, just over an inch (but a very well used inch) Exaggerating by hours the sexual stamina of an animal that usually reaches orgasm quickly. A guy doing the family bitch while the wife was away, and getting hung up just like mating dogs do – as if he had a big dog knot in his dick. (“oh, no, I’m stuck” Must think he’s a real bastard.) And my personal favorite: A cow having such powerful vaginal suction that the farmer got stuck and the cow dragged him out to pasture to his humiliation. (yeah, riiight…) jest pett’n the pussy.

      Comment by MaleTom — December 9, 2005 @ 8:09 am

    2. you might want to read the rules .You could get banned for accusing others of lying or posting in the wrong thread to air your complaints.

      Comment by leatherngt — December 9, 2005 @ 10:02 pm

    3. Curious. Maybe she is trying to accomodate requests from readers. When I was writing, I’d get a few IMs requesting more explicit vulgarity. Or maybe it is a guy, trying to entertain. Putting the writer’s efforts down is sad to see. The title is stories or fantasies, and you want pure fact? It wouldn’t be that interesting. It reminds me of the furor generated by Dan brown’s novel, The da Vinci Code. It was fiction, and tons of people protested that it wasn’t true.Go figure. From me to you, a request. Please do not discourage the writers. If you do not like the story, go on to the next, or better yet, tell your own, fact or fiction. I’d love to read it. Just remember: Truth is stranger than Fishin’Respectfully,Rose

      Comment by Rose1 — December 10, 2005 @ 3:01 am

    4. QUOTE (Rose1 Dec 9 2005, 10:01 PM) Curious. Maybe she is trying to accomodate requests from readers. When I was writing, I’d get a few IMs requesting more explicit vulgarity. Or maybe it is a guy, trying to entertain. Putting the writer’s efforts down is sad to see. The title is stories or fantasies, and you want pure fact? It wouldn’t be that interesting. It reminds me of the furor generated by Dan brown’s novel, The da Vinci Code. It was fiction, and tons of people protested that it wasn’t true.Go figure. From me to you, a request. Please do not discourage the writers. If you do not like the story, go on to the next, or better yet, tell your own, fact or fiction. I’d love to read it. Just remember: Truth is stranger than Fishin’Respectfully,Rose I agree with you Rose. Some writers do embellish the story to make the reader stick around. Most writers get lost in their stories and just write away. I have not had the pleasure of reading many of the stories on here as I am actively seeking and have a few areas I enjoy posting too.

      Comment by pooh64 — December 10, 2005 @ 4:04 am

    5. My take on this is to just enjoy the story as fiction.When something jumps out as obviously wrong, have a chuckle and move on. If not, why look for faults? If you think a particular story is an insult to your intelligence, you’ve got a back button on your browser, find anotherIf you’re just looking for technically correct info, there’s always the “how to” section Just my thoughts – enjoy your reading

      Comment by furisforfun — December 10, 2005 @ 7:17 am

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